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I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermon

A preacher's little boy inquired, "Daddy, I notice every Sunday morning when you first come out to preach, you sit up on the platform and bow your head. Why do you do that?"

The father explained, "I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermon."

The little boy said, "Then why doesn't he?"


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