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An old couple die and go to Heaven
An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were transported to Heaven. The faithful couple were recognized by St. Peter and escorted into the welcome center, where they began to take in all the wonder and amazement of the place.
St. Peter pointed out the food court and told them that they could of course eat anything and not worry about their health. The husband especially began partaking of the pastries and deserts. The wife was amazed at the beauty, the peace and the joy she felt and commented over and over about what a nice place Heaven was and how happy she felt to be there.
However, the husband began looking quite grim. His wife inquired what the problem was. The husband sneered, "If it weren't for you and your oat bran muffins & healthy food, we'd probably have been here 15 years ago!"
1. man woman Joke (Paramahansa Yogananda) [joke]
3. No! it's that woman's punishment [joke]
4. Lawyers who made it to heaven [joke]
6. Lady loses her handbag, a boy finds it [joke]
8. Meeting Jonah in Heaven/ Hell [joke]
10. I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermon [joke]
11. How many points to get into Heaven? [joke]
12. Cute blackmail to Jesus [joke]
13. Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing [joke]
14. God, how long is a million years to you [joke]
15. Oh, the Lord did it again [joke]