God, how long is a million years to youA man is talking to God "God, how long is a million years to you?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute my dear" "God, how much is a million dollars to you?" asked the man "To me, it's a penny my dear." God replied "God, may I have a penny?" said the man trying to trick the god "Wait a minute my dear" said the God with a smile on his face Categories:God:Jokes, Funny:Jokes, Related content1. God appears as half Shiva and half Vishnu [story] 3. man woman Joke (Paramahansa Yogananda) [joke] 5. Lawyers who made it to heaven [joke] 6. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great [joke] 7. Lady loses her handbag, a boy finds it [joke] 9. Preacher's Horse that stops at 'Amen' [joke] 10. Meeting Jonah in Heaven/ Hell [joke] 11. An old couple die and go to Heaven [joke] 13. I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermon [joke] 14. How many points to get into Heaven? [joke] 15. Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing [joke]
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