A lawyer and a forester in heaven with Saint PeterA forester and a lawyer had a car accident together and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homes where they will spend all of eternity. They get into Saint Peter's vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road, which turns into an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know. Then Saint Peter took the forester to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack. Saint Peter says "Here you go" and goes to leave when the forester says "Wait a minute!, how come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this shack?" Saint Peter says: "Well, Foresters are a dime a dozen here, we have never had a lawyer before." Categories:Heaven:Jokes, Related content1. man woman Joke (Paramahansa Yogananda) [joke] 3. No! it's that woman's punishment [joke] 4. Lawyers who made it to heaven [joke] 5. Meeting Jonah in Heaven/ Hell [joke] 6. An old couple die and go to Heaven [joke] 9. God is watching the apples [joke] 10. How many points to get into Heaven? [joke] 11. Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing [joke] 12. God, how long is a million years to you [joke] 13. foolish preacher who loved god [joke] 14. Oh, the Lord did it again [joke] 15. Life is a three ring circus [joke]
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