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God, how long is a million years to you

A man is talking to God "God, how long is a million years to you?"

God answers, "To me, it's about a minute my dear"

"God, how much is a million dollars to you?" asked the man

"To me, it's a penny my dear." God replied

"God, may I have a penny?" said the man trying to trick the god

"Wait a minute my dear" said the God with a smile on his face


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