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Meeting Jonah in Heaven/ Hell
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.
One time she was sitting next to a man and when he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing . After awhile he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
The lady replied, "Of course I do...it is the Bible."
He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"
She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."
He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"
The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.
"Then you can ask him!" replied the lady
1. man woman Joke (Paramahansa Yogananda) [joke]
2. Lawyers who made it to heaven [joke]
4. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great [joke]
6. Preacher's Horse that stops at 'Amen' [joke]
7. Sermon on the sin of Lying [joke]
8. An old couple die and go to Heaven [joke]
10. I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermon [joke]
11. How many points to get into Heaven? [joke]
12. Cute blackmail to Jesus [joke]
13. Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing [joke]
14. God, how long is a million years to you [joke]
15. Oh, the Lord did it again [joke]