God, Spirituality & Religion
Uniting EAST & WEST spiritually..!!
Minister parks his car in no parking zone
Once a minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 100 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note. "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION."
2. Lawyers who made it to heaven [joke]
3. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great [joke]
4. Lady loses her handbag, a boy finds it [joke]
5. Preacher's Horse that stops at 'Amen' [joke]
6. Sermon on the sin of Lying [joke]
7. Meeting Jonah in Heaven/ Hell [joke]
8. An old couple die and go to Heaven [joke]
11. I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermon [joke]
12. Cute blackmail to Jesus [joke]
13. Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing [joke]
14. God, how long is a million years to you [joke]
15. Oh, the Lord did it again [joke]