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Dalai Lama in a pizza shop

Dalai Lama Walks into a Pizza shop, gives the waiter a 10$ bill and says "Can you make me one with everything?"

After 5 minutes when he has finished his pizza,

he asks the waiter "Heyy, where is my change?"

The waiter says "Change must come from within"


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