God, Spirituality & Religion
Uniting EAST & WEST spiritually..!!
Car for haircut, grades and Bible reading
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss when he gets to drive the car.
His father took him to his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it."
After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car.
They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...."
To which his father replied ,"Yes, and they walked every where they went!"
1. man woman Joke (Paramahansa Yogananda) [joke]
2. Lady loses her handbag, a boy finds it [joke]
5. Preacher's Horse that stops at 'Amen' [joke]
6. Sermon on the sin of Lying [joke]
7. Meeting Jonah in Heaven/ Hell [joke]
8. An old couple die and go to Heaven [joke]
10. I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermon [joke]
11. Cute blackmail to Jesus [joke]
12. Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing [joke]
13. God, how long is a million years to you [joke]
14. foolish preacher who loved god [joke]
15. Oh, the Lord did it again [joke]